[CALLER1]: "You heard what happened with that old farmer? Think his name was uh... Dale?" [CALLER2]: "Didn't he make a scarecrow out of his dead son?" [CALLER1]: "Yeah, he went missing like yesterday. Went into the cornfields and never came back." [CALLER2]: "Huh. Maybe the cops got him for that cow food scandal?" [CALLER1]: "Maybe." *click*